Sunday, February 19, 2012
true blood: all together now
true blood: all together now, volume one
alan ball, david tischman, mariah huehner & david messina
Sookie & the rest of the regular cast are hanging around Merlotte's when a squid like monster traps them inside the bar killing patrons and forcing them to tell their stories of shame.
Oh. My. God. This sucked SO HARD. At first I thought, wow, Sookie and Bill are just as annoying in comic book form as they are in TV show form. Then as I read more and more I realized that the entire book was shite. Serious shite.
They tried to make it sound like Tara from the show, or Lafayette, Sam, Eric & Jason, but it didn't sound like any of them. Nothing that came out of their cartoon mouths was anything I could imagine them saying on the show. And certainly not the books. wth.
I just can't get over how holy freaking horrible that was. Poor Charlaine Harris.