Why Joss Whedon is So Rad

Anyone who knows me knows that I ♥ Buffy Summers.  She is my all time favorite ass-kicking heroine.  I have multitudes of Buffy paraphernalia including (but not limited to) The Chosen Collection DVD box set of the complete series, many, many BTVS comic books, the trading cards, and of course, these bad girls:

Aren’t they so fabulous?

So here’s a Quote Day dedicated to Buffy.

'Does looking at guns make you want to have sex?'
'I'm 17.  Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.'
-Cordelia & Xander

'I have my pride.  Okay.  I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.'
-Xander

'You're looking at my neck!'
'What?'
'You were checking out my neck!  I saw that!'
'No, I wasn't.'
'Just keep your distance pal.'
'I wasn't checking out your neck.'
'I told you to eat before we left.'
-Xander & Angel

'Passion.  It lies in all of us.  Sleeping, waiting and though unwanted, unbidden it will stir, open its jaws and howl.'
-Angel

'A vampire in love with a slayer.  It's rather poetic.'
-Giles

'Ooh gang, did you hear that?  A bonus day of class plus Cordelia.  Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!
-Xander

'I've had it!  Spike is going down!  You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine, but nobody messes with my boyfriend.'
-Buffy

'A black eye heals, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.'
-Xander

'There are some things I can just smell.  It's like a sixth sense.'
'No, actually that would be one of the five.'
-Principal Snyder & Giles

'Well, every school has them.  See, you start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids.'
-Xander

'So are we going Bronzing tonight?  Or, of course, we could take a hammer and pound our enemies into talcum powder, but darn it, we did that last night!'
-Xander

'I don't like vampires.  I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good.'
-Xander

'I think I speak for everyone when I say, huh?'
-Buffy

'We saved the world.  I say we have a party.'
-Buffy

'It's like this dream I had about Xander except that it wasn't about Xander, it was about someone else and it wasn't even me, it was a friend of mine and ... she doesn't remember it!'
-Willow

'It must have been wonderful.  To put on some fantabulous gown and go to a ball like a princess.  And have horses and servants and yet more gowns!'
-Buffy

'We're right behind you, only further back.'
-Xander

'I knew it!  Not in the sense that I had the slightest idea what was going on, but I knew there was something I didn't know!'
-Willow

'What are you doing here?  Five words or less.'
'Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.'
-Buffy & Spike

'Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals on legs.'
-Spike

OK.  That's enough for now.  I guess I'll save the rest for another day!